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Easter Hymn

Fresh or frozen

2 for 1 Freeze my eggs, doctors and let me know when you're done Semen culture Ultra-sound scans I am ready for this Yes, that is the plan! Follicle count All in one bounce Evening injections I’ve had enough of erections! I’d like a baby for me, please Like the one on the poster Bread in the toaster and­ eggs on the side As big as a small grape or a hazelnut they are but if you freeze them babies shoot down like a star Black, Asian, Caucasian Yale degree Tall and sporty Their jizz comes bleach cleaned, and so does their crime record! Oh, super star baby You will meet your father one day in a new world I hope where a woman is no less of a woman

if she doesn’t have a child And we'll sit and gaze at stardust spunk like galaxies fading away in the dark night.


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Claire Ridge
Claire Ridge
Apr 21, 2022

This is so great! 😂

I love the metaphors and the humour! 🥚

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